Sunday, 2 February 2025

Blaze (1969, Kenneth Roberts)


Blaze and it's sequel Flame represent the deep end of slavery lit, a genre that by its very nature is extreme and distasteful. Author Kenneth Roberts seems to have attempted to make these two books stand out from the Mandingo inspired pack by cutting straight to the pornographic jugular. Leading you to suspect that Kenneth Roberts was a pen name, since it's hard to believe that anyone remotely sane would use their real name on a pair of books like these.

 

Blaze shackles us in chains and frog marches us back to the 1740s, a shameful period of American history, where a male slave called Blaze is subject to an endless parade of indignities, racial abuse and unwanted sexual attention. Blaze is initially sold to Von Schloss, a bi-sexual Dutchman, who likes his slaves 'silent... monolithic and in priapic splendor'. Josette, Von Schloss's wife, turns a blind eye to his homosexual inclinations in return for allowing her to romp around with the black bucks he owns. However, Von Schloss predictably insists on a front row seat to the mixed combo action between Blaze and Josette. Blaze thinks he has landed on his feet, by becoming the sexual plaything of a rich, swinging couple. However, he is brought back down to earth when Von Schloss (literally) sells him down the river, passing him onto two of his associates. Tommy Scott, about the only decent whitey in the entire book, and Tommy's hard drinking brother Hugh, a no good bossman with an unfortunate habit of getting raging hard-ons whilst dishing out punishments to male slaves.

 

Roberts throws in all the elements - whippings, castration, racial slurs and interracial sex- that slavery lit loving audiences were crying out for back then. Roberts might have been a little ahead of his time too, his hypersexual narrative and graphic descriptions of sex acts anticipate the big screen 'porno chic' trend by a few years. The sexual demands placed on Blaze's muscular shoulders include servicing the black wenches owned by the Scott brothers for breeding purposes. As well as more socially taboo affairs with 'respectable' women like Josette and Miss Dolly, a randy Scouse trollop, fresh off the boat from Liverpool. All of which leads Blaze to the weary conclusion "I's a walkin' pair o' balls, nuthin' mo". A maxim repeated throughout the book, much to the amusement of racist white characters.

 

What's really surprising for something written in 1969, is how blatantly bi-sexual orientated this book is, with much of the unwanted sexual attention in the book coming from sexually adventurous white males. All of whom keep finding reason to play with Blaze's oversized penis and heavy ballsack (physical attributes that Roberts never tires of describing). It's not just whitey that Blaze has to fear, at one point Blaze is tricked into being fellated by a fellow slave called Teach, who is masquerading as one of the black wenches. Upon being discovered, Teach tries to sell Blaze on the gay lifestyle by telling him "likin' it, wasn't yo? Buck's Jes's good's a wench. Betta sometimes". The book pushes the homoerotic undercurrent of the slavery lit genre to the forefront, thanks to Hugh's lust/hate relationship with Blaze, which sees Hugh put Blaze through sadistic hell due to his closeted desire for him...in this book, each man whups the thing he loves. The tide begins to turn when Blaze realizes that his coveted sexuality gives him power over both men and women. Ultimately, Blaze is an uplifting story of how one man's endowment can be weaponized against racial oppression.

 

Blaze was popular enough to warrant a sequel, Flame (1970) put out by the publishing arm of Warner Brothers..no less. This move into the big league didn't persuade Roberts to tone down the Blaze formula one bit. If anything Flame is even further beyond the pale than it's predecessor, with not even horses and children being spared Roberts' lechery in the sequel novel.

 

Blaze is the kind of book that robs you a little of your humanity and dignity, just by having read it. Your enjoyment of the book will depend on how much you can block out the voice in the back of your head from saying "you're a terrible person for reading this". At the same time Blaze feels on the money in terms of historical accuracy, being so entrenched in the dialect and social mores of the period, that it ends up feeling like a book written in the 1740s, rather than a product of the 20th century. A triumph in the field of wall to wall degeneracy, Blaze is strong, dark meat.



Dracula and the Virgins of the Undead (1974, James Moffatt)


Surely the only book about Dracula to include a reference to Larry Grayson - it's dedicated to 'Larry- don't ever shut that door'- and countless italicized plugs for Seagram's 100 Pipers. The latter should of course tip you off to this being the work of James Moffatt writing as Etienne Aubin...a name derived from Moffatt's 1971 book 'Demo' where that surname is shared between heroic frenchman Rolande Aubin and his sexy daughter Nanette Aubin.

 

Originally promoted by New English Library as if it were part of Robert Lory's Dracula book series, Moffatt instead looks to have taken inspiration from the Hammer Dracula movies of the period. The opening scene of a vampire being traced to its crypt and stake being driven into its heart, cries out for a James Bernard musical accompaniment. Only for Moffatt to then pick a fight with the film company, with derogatory references to 'Christopher Lee making a bomb from having plastic teeth inserted into the corners of his mouth. Pig's blood trickling down the chin of some sexy, busty, non-acting dish as she frolics in the near nude across an artificial stage forest'. Yes, what better way to integrate yourself with the horror aficionados of the 1970s, than to piss all over Hammer films. Still you have to hand it to Moffatt, Dracula and the Virgins of the Undead is one of the all time great, attention grabbing horror titles, and one he could have easily sold to Hammer's rivals like Amicus and Tigon...had he not hated Jewish people so much.

 

Reading Dracula and the Virgins of the Undead is an experience akin to a very drunk person trying to tell you a scary story, despite being well past the stage of being able to string a sentence together. A drunk's rendition of the plot here, would go something like this "remember Maud who lived down the road, yeah well the priest had to drive a stake through her heart because she'd become one of the virgins of the undead. Anyway, I called up my friends, Douglas and Stafford, and told them we needed to hunt down Count Dracula, because he's a right bastard in real life. Then we decided that Dracula must be posing as an astrologer, but we didn't know for sure, so me and Douglas we went to a stone circle, and got distracted by this bird in light Levi trousers who had great looking knockers. Oh and Douglas is a powerful warlock by the way, and he realized that I was possessed, so he had Stafford burn a chest of drawers in my backyard, then I wasn't possessed anymore. Then I got into an argument with Douglas, and he pissed off, so I looked at my watch and it was 12:47am so I decided to hunt Dracula myself, and I found him in a field, and said 'hey you' but he completely ignored me. Anyway, pour another Seagram's 100 Pipers, we're both gonna need it".

 

I'm unsure as to how I could be so entertained by a book that stumbles around and ungainly falls on its arse every time it tries to function as horror or tell an intelligible story. Dracula and the Virgins of the Undead has the feel of an 'in-between marriages' book. Moffatt's big theme towards the end of the book being whether the hero should rush into a second marriage, his first having ended on a bitter note, whether this will cramp his bachelor lifestyle, and most importantly how it will effect his relationship with his cat. Until you've read it for yourself, you wouldn't believe how much of this book is taken up by the man/feline relationship...come for Dracula and the Virgins of the Undead, and stay for the adventures of Whisk the cat. The big takeaway from the book being that- in Moffatt's eyes- men and cats are much preferable company to women and vampires. Whilst the other love of Moffatt's life, Seagram's 100 Pipers, receives such an overkill of product placement here that the book would have been more accurately titled The Seagramic Rites of Dracula. Speaking of which...in order to trick the residents of Wiltshire and drink the blood of their womenfolk here Dracula is hiding out under the cunning name of Mister La Dacru...'cause that'll fool all those smart arses who saw through aliases like Dr. Acula and Alucard. James Moffatt...thank you, and also fuck you. Dracula and the Virgins of the Undead is the most fun you can have whilst having your intelligence insulted over 124 pages.