Tuesday, 19 July 2022

Manitou Doll (Guy N Smith, 1981)

 



Back Cover Blurb:

"A seaside weekend .... violence breaks out ... a horrifying rape .... and the fury of hell is reborn

The fairground stood on waste-land near the promenade. It was a Jumble of. sideshows, amusement arcades, the ghost train, even a menagerie... Also there was a fortune-teller – the Red Indian girl called Jane who sat quietly carving grotesque wooden figures.

When Roy and Liz Catlin arrive on holiday with their daughter Rowena, they find non-stop rain and a disturbing undercurrent of menace. Rowena is strangely fascinated by the fairground – and particularly by the mysterious Jane. Continually she returns there against her parents' wishes.

But the place has now become the focus of evil forces. Ugly deaths, mutilations, mass killings erupt in a terrifying wave of destruction. For a demonic slaughter is unleashed that can only end when an age-old score is settled."

The multi-genred Manitou Doll begins as a particularly savage Western (complete with scalpings, racial epithets and the rape of a squaw), quickly transforms into an equally savage biker novel (complete with more rape and a preposterously violent gang battle at a funfair) before settling into a supernatural revenge tale taking place during a family's lousy, rain swept, holiday by the sea. Protagonist duties are shared between deaf, red haired girl Rowena Catlin- who is gifted a wooden doll by Native American fortune teller Jane- and her father Roy Catlin who sees an escape from his oppressive, loveless marriage in the form of the aforementioned fortune teller, the mere sight of her causing him "the early tremors of an erection". Will he make a go of the marriage for the sake of his daughter, or follow where his loins are leading him?

Taking precedence over this domestic drama is of course Manitou Doll's horror elements, which emanate from Jane being raped by two Hell's Angels. A case of history repeating itself, since back in the days of the Wild West Jane's ancestor Mistai was raped by a US cavalry man and sought vengeance by making wooden dolls, vessels for the spirit of Okeepa. Jane turns out to be a chip off the old block when it comes to carving killer dolls and as a result it's soon curtains for the Hell's Angels. However with Okeepa's vengeful spirit unleashed, Jane quickly loses control of the situation as the various puppets and wood carvings she made for the funfair she works at turn against British holidaymakers...who soon discover they have more than bad weather to worry about. Jane also angers Okeepa by copulating with a white man, a turn of events that Roy's wife Liz isn't best pleased about either.

There are usually bits of Guy N Smith's own DNA scattered about the characters in his books, and Manitou Doll is no exception. While Roy Catlin fails to live up to Smith's pipe smoking, lithe bodied, aquiline featured ideal of manhood, epitomized by the likes of Cliff Davenport and Mark Sabat, there are common bonds between character and creator. Both Smith and Catlin have daughters who are deaf, and neither are strangers when it comes to holding down tedious office jobs. Roy being a wage slave to a firm of solicitors where his snooty superiors regard him as a dogsbody...seemingly echoing Smith's days working at various branches of the Midland bank. The success of Night of the Crabs allowed Smith to leave the banking world behind and become a full time writer, Roy Catlin isn't so fortunate. As such it's tempting to wonder if Smith saw Roy as the type of disappointed, unfulfilled man that he could have become had Night of the Crabs not started to fly off the shelves during the hot summer of 76.

It is easy to see why Smith's books (click-click-clickety) clicked with the masses back in the 1970s and 1980s. If you want to know what a working class holiday gone badly wrong was like back then, Manitou Doll nails that piece of British history, perfecto. Rain stops play, cars break down, the AA have to be called out, couples bicker and fail to connect with the holiday cheer, and the only form of nearby entertainment is a clapped out fairground with tired animal attractions and rigged fruit machines. Anyone going through such a humdrum experience in real life could pick up a copy of Manitou Doll and be transported to a version of their own reality that's enlivened by wild outbursts of bloodshed, and the titillating fantasy of getting your end away with a Native American fortune teller while the missus isn't looking.

As you might expect from a 1980s Guy N Smith book, Manitou Doll proudly sits on the cultural naughty step these days. An evil dwarf, apparently the childhood victim of polio is described as a “mis-shapen monstrosity” who resembles “a gorilla in the way he moved”. While Jane confesses to Roy that she was raped by Hell's Angels...but it turns out it's okay because she secretly enjoyed it "although to all outward appearances I remained emotionless. I even orgasmed". At which point Roy becomes jealous of the Hell's Angels, and gets an erection thinking about it.

Manitou Doll arrived at a busy period in Smith's career (it's one of five titles he had published in 1981) and as such it does feel like it's pages were a dumping ground for whatever horrific idea or genre came into his overworked head. Manitou Doll encompasses Western and biker elements, even throwing in some 'animals on the rampage' carnage towards the end and falsely teasing a possible return of the killer crabs at one point “whatever it was that followed her was only yards away, slowing down now like some giant crab". Some of his ideas fail to land, a few don't make a great deal of sense, but overall Manitou Doll has more hits than misses when it comes to horror set pieces, and it's impossible to argue that the punters weren't getting their money's worth out of Smith here. A shrunken head in a jar, a macabre Punch and Judy show, even more male 'protrusions' (a Smith trademark), and a double decapitation are amongst the type of pulp horror excess that £1.25 bought you back in 1981. 

Line most likely to cause you to spit out whatever you are drinking at the time "her eyes were riveted on the size of that which she would be compelled to take inside her, it's length and thickness almost rivaling the handle of her father's tomahawk".

 

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