Saturday, 7 January 2012

Review: Beauty and the Beast (late 1950s, Stanley Long/Arnold L Miller)


Naked women and gorillas have always held their own peculiar fascination for sexploitation filmmakers and audiences alike, from the 1950s came Ron Ormond’s Untamed Mistress (1956) in which a love triangle between a great white hunter, a voluptuous native girl and a gorilla is played out against the backdrop of a safari and culminates in the discovery of topless Afro-American women dancing for the amusement of a tribe of gorillas. While the porno chic era brought us the quirky NYC lensed ‘Ape Over Love’ (1974) a pornographic visualisation of the Kinks’ song Apeman, in which a lonely Manhattan dog walker (Harry Reems) escapes his humdrum existence by fantasizing that he is a gorilla, a plot premise that leads to various hardcore sex scenes of Reems fucking in a gorilla costume, whilst the aforementioned ‘Apeman’ plays on the soundtrack without permission (the director of Ape Over Love seems to have been something of a Kinks aficionado, as their then highly obscure 1969 B-Side ‘King Kong’ also finds its way onto the film’s soundtrack). In more recent years indie filmmaker Jan Manthey has also been fond of including the odd gorilla into his British sex film homages, clearly great minds think alike….


Soho of the 1950s is where Britain’s first contribution to the girl and the gorilla sexploitation subgenre would take shape, thanks to Stanley Long and his cohort Arnold Louis Miller. Long had a great, finger on the pulse, sensibility when it came to the British sex film, to the degree that his subsequent films and successes virtually tell the entire story of the genre, from the nudist camp era of the early 1960s to the moralising, tut, tut and leer approach of the decade’s end, typified by Long’s The Wife Swappers, to the out and out comedy approach that Long’s Adventures of a… series lead the way with in the mid-Seventies. Long was there right at the genre’s humble beginnings in the late 1950’s too, shooting 8mm glamour films designed for home viewing and battling it out in this market with George Harrison Marks for the hearts, minds and money of your average 8mm glamour film loving punter. The Long and Miller team were highly prolific, if the numbering system they used on their 8mm boxes is accurate then Beauty and the Beast was their 114th glamour film. By this time you suspect that Long and Miller as well as Harrison Marks were beginning to see a long-term future for themselves in filmmaking, and started making more elaborate productions with storylines, sets and cinematic aspirations beyond merely filming the local glamour models undressing. Another likely reason for these men upping their game is that they no longer had this market to themselves, with the likes of Pete Walker and various other, now long forgotten also-rans, producing their own glamour films. Amidst an increasingly crowded market, a glamour film with decent production values and a photographer’s eye for nude women would help it stand out among a glut of similar films, as of course would sticking a randy, rampaging gorilla into one of your films.


Beauty and the Beast begins like a zillion other 8mm glamour films, as a stripper takes to the stage, shaking her thing, and orgasmically tugging at the stage’s curtains. Suddenly she is distracted from her act by something in the darkness, something that causes her to have a screaming fit. As I’ve long ago given away the film’s premise, it is going to be no surprise for anyone to discover that the ‘something’ I’m talking about turns out to be a gorilla who has found his way into the club, and much to her horror gets up on stage with her. Evidently her act has stirred up his animal passions, since he is soon beating his chest and making a grab for her. She momentarily manages to distract him by continuing on with her striptease routine, allowing him to have a feel of her thigh as well, but despite or perhaps because of this it is not long before he is all worked up again and inadvertently helping her along with her act by tearing off a few of her clothes. Things become even saucier when the gorilla takes to fondling her onstage then throwing her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and disappearing into the night … presumably they both lived happily ever after.



Don’t for a minute question what a gorilla was doing in a Soho strip club? or why nobody in the club bothers to come to the poor girl’s aid? Despite the 8mm box hyping the film’s ‘horrific realism’ Beauty and the Beast clearly has nothing in common with anyone’s idea of reality and instead exists in a wonderfully cuckoo world of its own. Although the 8mm glamour films represent Long’s very first beginnings as a filmmaker, stare long enough at this thing and you’ll see flash forwards to just about every aspect of Long’s future career, its premise is as laugh out loud funny as anything in an ‘Adventures’ film, there are effective flirtations with the horror genre, and the Miller/Long teams’ eye for an absurd spectacle later used to greater effect in their mondo movies London in the Raw and Primitive London, is also present. Come to think about it the contents of Beauty and the Beast wouldn’t be all that out of place in either of those last two films, since according to its credits and publicity materials, Beauty and the Beast is a filmed version of a stage act that the two leads ‘Desiree and Pierre’ were regularly performing at the Casino De Paris strip club around the time the film was released (several adverts for the Casino De Paris, which was located in Soho’s Denman Street, can be seen here)


The stage origins of this double-act tend to explain Desiree’s hammy attempts at acting. You can’t accuse this gal of holding back, but while mimicking the wild, horrified expressions of women she has seen on one too many horror film posters, and waving her hands about was no doubt a necessity when having to convey terror to the guys at the back of a packed strip club, the same mannerisms just look hilariously over the top when brought to film. Pierre on the other hand obviously had his randy gorilla act down to a tee by the time it got before the camera. Huge close ups of him fill the screen as he obscenely flicks a huge tongue out of that gorilla mask. Goodness knows what he looked like under that costume but in gorilla mode he is nothing short of a perverted gargoyle that any legit horror film of the period would be proud to showcase. The actual nudity in the Beauty and the Beast is quite mild for a glamour film of the time with Desiree managing to keep hold of her nipple tassels and knickers throughout (although she does obligingly bare her boobs for the photo used on the 8mm box). Maybe Long and Miller felt they’d be pushing things a little too far by having her play the film topless, keeping in mind that any leery behaviour or physical interaction between women and men was pretty much unheard of in late 50s glamour films, let alone between a woman and a gorilla.


The gorilla costume itself isn’t half bad as such things go, on a par with the one used in Konga, and a darn sight less embarrassing than the dreaded moth woman outfit that Long was at pains to shoot for The Blood Beast Terror nearly a decade later.

Be warned though, 8mm glamour films and their dirtier, illegal 8mm stag film counterparts from this period still exert their power over the inquisitive, watching them fills your head with questions about the people onscreen, questions that deep down you know you’re unlikely to ever get answers to. Just who were these people? What twists and turns in life brought them to the X-rated moments from it that we see captured on film? And what did they do with the rest of their lives? Could Desiree now be seeing out her days in an old people’s home, telling a carer about the time she danced topless on stage with a gorilla, a carer who never in a million years will imagine she is telling the truth. And wherefore art thou Pierre?, did all the years playing out this routine finally cause him to crack, resulting in him recreating the end of King Kong by climbing to the top of the Windmill Theatre in his gorilla suit and trying to swat imaginary airplanes as a crowd of men in dirty mackintoshes watched on from below. Okay, so I doubt the reality of it was THAT interesting, but I for one would love to know what happened to this double act after they hung up their bra, G-string and a gorilla costume….answers on a postcard please.


Let’s face it, back then the neon jungle of Soho really was a godsend to the filmmakers of this period, providing them with a great, sleazy backdrop for their horror and sex films and various ‘once seen never forgotten’ theatrical sights, from the monkey business on show here, to the weirdo acts in Primitive London, and the show stopping stripper and a dead, stuffed fox routine in Harold Baim’s Get ‘Em Off. Let’s be grateful then that people like Stanley Long were around to film all this, otherwise would anyone today truly believe that a man once made a living by dressing as a gorilla, groping strippers and throwing them over his shoulder. The film itself survives to prove that, yes indeed; once upon a time someone really did occupy this unlikely position in life. Viva Pierre, wherever you are!!





















Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Christmas with Suzy Mandel 2011

Just back from a two week holiday in Arizona, staying with Suzy Mandel. We had a blast, visiting tombstone, tortilla flat, and covering lots of Arizona miles in Suzy’s Buick, fun times were in abundance, I also got to buy myself a big ol’ cowboy hat and meet some of Suzy’s colourful friends in AZ. Suzy really is very, very special to me and has bought so much happiness to my life, everyone should have a friend like her and hopefully I’ll be able to pop over to AZ again next year!!!

Friday, 25 November 2011

Harrison Marks the 1963-64 clippings

Courtesy of Muswell, here are several newspaper clippings charting the misadventures of George Harrison Marks during 1963 and 64, evidently a hectic period that saw Marks go through his first obscenity trial, his second marriage and see clips from one of his films go out on ITV (“two viewers phoned congratulations, and one phoned to ask where he could get the film”). The clippings date from when it was falsely believed that Marks and Pamela Green had been married, hence references to Vivienne Warren being his third wife when in fact she was Mrs Harrison Marks the second.

Muswell also mentions this about Vivienne Warren:

“The second wedding article mentions Vivienne's sister Vicki Martin. Vicki was also a model and actress and under the name Valerie Mewes was a protégé of Stephen Ward and close friend of Ruth Ellis. She and Ellis both worked at Murrays Club in Soho where Ward later recruited Christine Keeler.
Vicki died in a car crash in 1955(about a month before Ruth Ellis, who also knew Ward, apparently shot her lover) the circumstances of the crash have never been fully explained.
Small world eh!”








Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Cinema Marquees in the Strangest of Places

Vintage footage of cinema marquees have been turning up in the most unlikeliest of places recently, last week’s Film 2011 included a quick glimpse of the Leicester Square Jacey Cinema playing a double-bill of Exposed and The Yes Girls in a piece about the release of the original Straw Dogs (to tie in with the obligatory bad remake). This was topped only by a BBC2 documentary on Lulu, which included footage of Naked As Nature Intended playing the Cameo Moulin cinema, meant to visualise early 1960s London, though I’d wager a bet that Lulu never went to the Cameo Moulin cinema to watch a nuddy film.











Sunday, 30 October 2011

Suzy Mandel – Weekend Magazine 1977

‘Thigh’s the Limit’ from Weekend magazine March 9-15 1977

Friday, 7 October 2011

West End Jungle meets Times Square

Some vintage footage of Times Square, shown in a documentary on the ‘Yesterday’ channel last week, reveals our very own West End Jungle once played 42nd Street’s Lyric theatre, as second feature to Paul Newman in Hud, a peculiar double-bill if ever there was one. The film titles on the other cinema marquees- including one for The Terror with Boris Karloff- indicates this footage was from 1963.









Sunday, 2 October 2011

Review: UNACCUSTOMED AS I AM (circa 1973, Harrison Marks)


In 1968 Harrison Marks told Titbits magazine that he’d turned down a fortune to shoot explicit films for the continental market. A claim that is now questionable given that the simultaneous existence of ‘Sexy Strip’ and ‘Volcano’ shows that stronger –if not exactly blue- versions of his films were being shot for overseas release during that period. By the early 1970s the allure of a suitcase full of deutschmarks must have been too much to resist, and a business agreement with German porn magnate Charlie Brown would result in Marks often shooting two versions of the same film, a black and white softcore version for the UK, and a colour hardcore version released in Germany on Brown’s Tabu label. Part of this cloak and dagger set-up would have had to involve Marks (or more likely a go between) transporting prints of the hardcore films from London to Tabu headquarters in Germany, avoiding the ever-watchful eye of British customs in the process. A situation that is likely to have given Marks the inspiration for making UNACCUSTOMED AS I AM, an 8mm sex film about smuggling 8mm sex films through customs. In fact, Marks was evidentially so tickled by this premise that he made at least three films boasting the same storyline, the black and white softcore Unaccustomed, a colour hardcore version released by Brown as ‘Die Lollos’, and a further colour hardcore production called ‘Duty Free’.

Like all these three films, Unaccustomed opens at an airport, a setting evoked by brief shots of planes hastily filmed from a departure lounge, and a cheap but efficient Custom’s desk set. At the desk the customs officer (Peter Vernon) is met by a motley crew of travellers, there is Howard Nelson –hiding his features under a pair of dark glasses-, another chap who is sporting a Tommy Cooper fez, and Clyda Rosen. Despite being the most normal looking of this bunch it is Clyda who receives all the attention from the customs officer. Clyda has time on her hands -quite literally- as the customs man pulling back her sleeve reveals several watches on her wrist. For that Clyda gets hauled out of the queue and into an inspection room. As Clyda has something even further incriminating hidden in her suitcase she uses her feminine wiles to fuck her way out of the tricky situation. With Mr. Customs highly responsive to her sexual advances, soon he is going down on her before Clyda throws her legs in the air, allowing Mr. Customs to have her right there on the inspection room table. For comic relief there are regular cutaways to Howard and his fez wearing chum waiting at the desk, complaining to each other and blissfully unaware of the naughty reason for the hold up.



The erotic draw of Unaccustomed As I Am rests entirely on the casting of the Israel born Miss Rosen, aka Vietta Taff, aka Vietta Manning, whose huge breasts and extremely hairy pussy is a sight still worshipped on the internet to this day. Like Mary Millington, Clyda was a tiny thing - 4' 10" or thereabouts – whose diminutive stature belied a true sexual dynamo, one whose enthusiasm for onscreen sex often left her male co-stars looking overwhelmed, and more than a little exhausted, by the experience. Clyda’s career would be no ‘blink and she’s gone’ affair either, and incredibly she was still appearing in pornography well into the 1990s, her appeal undiminished by age or these latter day sexploits being recorded on the less glamourous medium of videotape.

“Big tits sell” was reportedly one of Marks’ mottos during this period of filmmaking, and in Unaccustomed As I Am, Marks demonstrates just how well he knew his market, with energetic sex scenes that place heavy emphasis on boobplay, with Clyda’s breasts kissed and fondled throughout, much to the enjoyment of her male co-stars and Clyda herself. The 8mm to DVD transfer of the film under review here comes complete with its own unintended effect when during a sex scene the 8mm image momentary burns up, causing the film to blur, freeze, before flickering back to life and allowing Clyda to continue bonking away, giving the impression the scene is so hot it has literally caused the very celluloid it has been printed on to burn. In reality the print damage is of course merely testament to the original 8mm copy having had a well-loved existence, its previous owners having no doubt screened the film many times over, slowed it down, and studied it intensely. And who can blame them?, the sight of the film in its original 8mm context i.e. with Clyda projected life-size onto the wall of a heavy breather- must have been awesome.

The second part of Unaccustomed As I Am sees Clyda return home to her waiting boyfriend, who is overjoyed the contents of the suitcase have made it home safety. In an amusing touch the suitcase turns out to be jam packed with Harrison Marks films, a proud pan of the suitcase’s contents revealing the 8mm boxes of such epics as The Wrong Habit, Apartment 69, The Girl Upstairs and Medium Rare. Clyda and her boyfriend then have a celebratory fuck- a sex scene shot on Marks’ very own bed. To spice things up the boyfriend opts to stick one of the 8mm films onto the projector, only to find it is more of a distraction than an added turn on. The film within a film sequence turns out to be a wickedly funny parody of a bad 8mm sex film, featuring a man in a Batman type cowl fucking a woman on a couch. 8mm sex films were rife for parody at the time in mainstream films like ‘Freelance’ and ‘O Lucky Man!’, although here Marks arguably provides the 8mm sex film parody to end them all. Watching it you can just picture Marks suffering through several piece of shit 8mm sex films made by others, in order to secretly check out the competition, shaking his head, pouring himself a drink, then pouring himself another drink, before having an electric light bulb above the head moment and coming up with the idea of treating such feeble 8mm efforts to the piss-take treatment in one of his own films.



The resultant sequence is rich in deliberately unerotic detail, both performers overact throughout, the woman breaking into overdone expressions of sexual ecstasy for no particular reason, while the masked man constantly breaks the fourth wall by turning away from the sex to pull idiotic faces at the viewer and give ‘OK’ hand gestures to them. Everything that you imagine could be wretched about an 8mm sex film is gleefully reproduced here. A close-up reveals the masked man has kept his socks on, he initially forgets to take his underpants off as well, then when he does ends up wildly bouncing on top of the woman in a ridiculous and exaggerated manner. Further laughs are provided by the fact that the masked man character is clearly meant to be gay, and occasionally forgets he is playing a heterosexual by mincing, pouting and camping it up before returning to engage in further badly mimed sex with the woman. The punch line to the sequence, and the whole film, sees the masked man lose his Batman cowl revealing him to be none other than the customs officer. Lending Unaccustomed As I Am its ‘No Sex Please, We’re British’ type twist that the film’s straight-laced, authoritarian figure is in fact knee deep in the type of smut he is meant to be keeping an eye out to confiscate. Its a sequence that also showcases the hitherto unknown comedic ability of Peter Vernon, a veteran hardcore performer in films by Marks and John Lindsay. Vernon looks to be having a ball here, sending up his day job and displaying a Robin Askwith-like ability to elicit belly laughs out of softcore slapstick.


It feels quite daring of Marks to have thrown in an elaborate parody of an 8mm sex film slap bang in the middle of a real one. Given that unlike Freelance and O Lucky Man!, Unaccustomed As I Am is obliged to deliver the dirty movie goods as well, and finds itself juggling sex scenes played entirely for laughs, alongside sequences shot erotically straight that Marks intended as a turn on. Fortunately for once Marks got to have his cake and eat it with Unaccustomed As I Am, simultaneously having some fun at the expense of his inept competition while at the same time keeping hold of his crown as the king of the 8mm black and white sex film by delivering a great example of the sexy, good time that such things can be. Unaccustomed’s mixture of sex, big breasts and its scope for comedy and self-referential elements proving a combination that obviously fully engaged Marks’ imagination and interest throughout its construction. The fact that Unaccustomed As I Am also captures Clyda Rosen in all her horny, hairy, hebraic glory, is the film’s cherry on the cake, and makes its rediscovery a special cause for celebration among Little Miss Clyda’s many fans.